|This article is a stub. Please help Sciencemadness Wiki by expanding it, adding pictures, and improving existing text.
|This article or section has been classified as Whimsy. It may contain humor and in-jokes from the Sciencemadness Discussion Board which are definitely not scientifically proven and probably shouldn't be taken seriously.
Cooks, or kooks, are people who join Sciencemadness because they are interested in drug chemistry. While drug chemistry is not prohibited per se on Sciencemadness, simply asking questions like "How to synthesize meth at home" are will most likely end up in Detritus.