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May the horse live in me

magnus454 - 11-8-2011 at 22:30

Has anyone else seen the reports on this living art display? A woman is injected for months with horse blood extracts to build a tolerance to the foreign proteins and other factors, so that on the day of the show she can receive a unit of horse blood, strap-on custom horse hove stilts, and walk around with the donor horse. Here is the link to it below;
http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2011/08/que-le...:o:o

hissingnoise - 12-8-2011 at 01:32

Is it close to bestiality as art?
Anyway, dangerous territory it would seem; I stumbled upon this disturbing piece.


Bot0nist - 12-8-2011 at 03:24

W T F ?:(

hissingnoise - 12-8-2011 at 03:46

I like a chuckle but I found the 'humourous' comments to that item pretty depressing . . .


magnus454 - 12-8-2011 at 05:20

Yeah my comment on TUMBLR was that it was like some form of esoteric bestiality

Fleaker - 12-8-2011 at 08:49

The poetry is hilarious.

Another reason to keep it in the species!

crazyboy - 14-8-2011 at 12:22

This "artist" had his tissue cultured into the shape of an ear then had it along with a Bluetooth microphone surgically implanted in his forearm. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1565800/The-artist-wh...

White Yeti - 16-8-2011 at 12:27

Why?
Is the shortage of human blood THAT severe?
Artists are always so eccentric.

Endimion17 - 20-10-2011 at 15:06

Why? Because she can. That's the only reason, and the only reason needed.

I support freakish things like this, as long as no one is suffering unwillingly and there's no hate speech. The horse was obviously not harmed.
I might not understand all art, but I fully support the freedom of expression. For all of you that feel this should be forbidden, I urge you to read about government-ordered "art" in Third Reich or USSR. Read about it until you feel sick, and then you'll be close to understanding what is freedom. It's not to be taken for granted.

Aryan - 20-10-2011 at 15:25

Quote: Originally posted by hissingnoise  
Is it close to bestiality as art? Anyway, dangerous territory it would seem; I stumbled upon this disturbing piece.


Since hissingnoise brought up the subject of sex with animals, and since this thread is about horses...




stone carving at the Lakshmana temple in Madhya Pradesh. The temple has been designated a World Heritage site.

[Edited on 20-10-2011 by Aryan]

Endimion17 - 20-10-2011 at 15:43




I'm off to bed. ;)

gutter_ca - 20-10-2011 at 16:18

Google "Mr. Hands."

Or, rather, don't.

AndersHoveland - 20-10-2011 at 16:33

Quote: Originally posted by gutter_ca  
Google "Mr. Hands."


Oh no!

This reminds me of Bodil Jørgensen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodil_Joensen

[Edited on 21-10-2011 by AndersHoveland]

bahamuth - 20-10-2011 at 17:23

Damn my curiosity following all the links posted in this thread...

WTF some people are F***ED up, though it seems artist have a higher percentage of f***ed up-ness than the average Joe..

Mixell - 20-10-2011 at 18:12

Or may be a large percentage of the f****d-up people choose to engage in art =)

hissingnoise - 21-10-2011 at 05:24

Quote:
Or may be a large percentage of the f****d-up people choose to engage in art =)

And the other half choose science?:D


hissingnoise - 22-10-2011 at 06:05

As further proof (not that it's needed) that artists are the sanest of the sane, there's this gem.
Another Midas!



dann2 - 25-10-2011 at 15:44


Accidents can happen.
You can never be too careful, you know.

Tis always a good idea when takeing a crap to do it indoors with the door securly locked!

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.yout...

hissingnoise - 26-10-2011 at 00:48

I blame the parent(s)!



Spart - 28-12-2011 at 16:21

In the case of "Mr. Hands", it is just another "Bad Egg" genome that will, thankfully, fail to be passed down the chain.

[Edited on 29-12-2011 by Spart]

[Edited on 29-12-2011 by Spart]

AndersHoveland - 28-12-2011 at 17:11

There is a ceremony still practiced amongst the Swazis in South Africa called Incwala.

Quote:

“Among its highlights is a symbolic demonstration by the king of his power and dominance in a process involving his penetration of a black bull, beaten into semi-conscious immobility to ensure its compliant acceptance of the royal touch. The royal semen is then collected by a courtier and stored, for subsequent inclusion in food to be served at Sibaya – traditional councils – and other national forums.

But last year’s selected bull, according to a recent account from a whistle-blowing Incwala initiate, objected strongly, and threw off Africa’s last absolute monarch.”


You can read the full report of how King Mswati III attempted to rape a male bull in a modern rendition of the ceremony:
http://nehandaradio.com/2011/12/13/king-mswati-tried-to-have...

[Edited on 29-12-2011 by AndersHoveland]

DerAlte - 28-12-2011 at 17:18

I always found that women who messed around with horses to be queer in more than one sense of the word, but this is serious derangement. Art? Excuse me while I *art.

Der Alte

AndersHoveland - 28-12-2011 at 17:48

It almost makes one wonder why so many women are so partial to horses...

hissingnoise - 29-12-2011 at 02:29

Horse-riding women are the 'fittest' in all sorts of --- 'ways around the world'!
(snigger)



peach - 29-12-2011 at 13:21

Quote:
It almost makes one wonder why so many women are so partial to horses..


Watch them riding ponies and note carefully the motions involved. Particularly around their genitals and the saddle. :P

Anyway, we always have old faithful to return to. 1000l of cum in a cube.

hissingnoise - 29-12-2011 at 14:07

Continuing the downward spiral - when is someone going to do that with the crystal-clear female ejaculate?



peach - 29-12-2011 at 15:13

Do wee mean the ever abundant in mysteriously large quantities pee of hollywood* or the much rarer, slowly appearing ooze of reality?

*Female ejaculation videos, as many of the younger generation know them, are technically illegal in a number of countries. For instance, the UK. As porn containing photos or videos of people defecating on one another is illegal, and the British Medical Association has not seen any 'squirt' videos from the censors that they believe to be anything other than someone wetting themselves. Naturally, it is of significant interest to the porn industry (who own 98% of the internet) to enforce the idea of it being something other than that, as they can then legally distribute what would formerly have been illegal fetish videos. This is potentially more harmful to the younger generations than the horror that is Mr Hands, in convincing them of something that is simply a lie about how the body works, at a vulnerable age, for profit. Personally, the idea of having someone lay a hot chode down on my shoulder is not the first thing I'm after, but it'd be better for the upcoming generations if it was unbanned (quickly) and they fully understood that going for a dump is not 'a magic ass ejaculation from my special place'.

AndersHoveland - 29-12-2011 at 15:32

I think there must be evolutionary reasons why the subject of sexuality between species and defacation, is so repulsive to most humans. Basically, anything that is disadvantageous to human survival is either fearful (if it can present an iminent threat to life) or repulsive.

I think this thread can be moved to detritus now...
(or at least to whimsy)

[Edited on 30-12-2011 by AndersHoveland]

peach - 29-12-2011 at 20:42

Quote: Originally posted by hissingnoise  
I stumbled upon this disturbing piece.


Quote:
A 43-year-old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick.

“It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.”


If that's a head scratcher, how about these nuts:

Woman nearly dies from allergic reaction to sexually-transmitted brazil nuts

From the Journal of Investigational Allergology and Clinical Immunology:

Dangerous Liaison: Sexually Transmitted Allergic Reaction to Brazil Nuts - Department of Immunology, St Helier Hospital, Carshalton, Surrey, England.

hissingnoise - 30-12-2011 at 02:40

Quote:
Do wee mean the ever abundant in mysteriously large quantities pee of hollywood* or the much rarer, slowly appearing ooze of reality?

Er, no peach, I'm talking about the clear, slippy, odourless egg-white secretion in sometimes copious quantity noticed near the 'end' of lengthy bouts of cunnilingus!
Nothing at all to do with the urethra . . .

[Edited on 30-12-2011 by hissingnoise]

hissingnoise - 30-12-2011 at 06:53

Scratch the urethra reference - my hyperopia makes it less than clear . . .