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Make up your mind, Anders.
“If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found
the object of his search.
I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.”
-Tesla
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Sedit
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Quote: Originally posted by MadHatter  | Hasn't his already happened ? It might explain the numerous Big Foot sightings
in America and the yeti in the Himalayas. Then again it would depend on how drunk
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lMAO.... not so sure its outcome has so much to do with the observer but if it exist im sure drunkness would have something to do with its creator....
So how much Vodka do you think it would take before that hairy female chimp in heat across the bar started to look good to you?
Knowledge is useless to useless people...
"I see a lot of patterns in our behavior as a nation that parallel a lot of other historical processes. The fall of Rome, the fall of Germany — the
fall of the ruling country, the people who think they can do whatever they want without anybody else's consent. I've seen this story
before."~Maynard James Keenan
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Mr. Wizard
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I've read that Stalin was behind some attempted cross breeding attempts. Here is a sample of the search < stalin chimpanzee cross breed >
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Love-Weird-Facts/21...
They imply there were no results, but they don't state it, or give any details. They were trying to create super workers and fighters. It seems you
still can't build a marble palace with mud bricks. It's amazing what some leaders can come up with. I'm guessing any living remnants of the
experiment were given the 'Royal Treatment', as was the Czar and his family.
It was interesting to note some previous poster had noticed a similarity to ex president Bush, but his ears don't match that well. Besides, I've
never heard of a chimp that could fly a jet.
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Panache
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yes also it would be distressing to the poor chimp and his family if they see that post. i like a good joke but not at the expense of chimps or anyone
for that matter. I think it is clear that Bush never attained many competencies an ordinary chimp would take for-granted, so easy go people.
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Oxydro
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Besides, I've never heard of a chimp that could fly a jet. |
Well, they have sent chimps into space, but I've never heard of one going AWOL while supposed to be flying.
"Our interest's on the dangerous side of things" -- Browning
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Let's have no unflattering talk about ape crossbreeds. Both my parents were great apes, and I count myself one as well.
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Sandmeyer
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Hehe, a good one, Paddy...
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quicksilver
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Can you believe it? When the Führer und Reichskanzler showed the way with vegetarianism and racial awareness many supposed rational people laughed at
him!
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Mr. Wizard
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| Quote: Originally posted by quicksilver | | Can you believe it? When the Führer und Reichskanzler showed the way with vegetarianism and racial awareness many supposed rational people laughed at
him! |
But Dear Old Uncle Joe Stalin our 'ally' in the big conflict, and the darling of the media, liberal elite, with his hands wet with the blood of tens
of millions was the one who actually tried to make his new super worker/ soldier.
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Mr. Wizard
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| Quote: Originally posted by Oxydro |
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Besides, I've never heard of a chimp that could fly a jet. |
Well, they have sent chimps into space, but I've never heard of one going AWOL while supposed to be flying. |
I heard Bush was flying high while AWOL. Like our present, uh, Obummer man,whatever or whoever he is, enjoyed a little high flying too, if his word
can be believed on that. Maybe if his records or school transcripts, passport, and everything else was available we could compare who has the present
altitude record, and who is the biggest poser.
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As long as we don't slip to the extremes (visa ve' Hitler & Stalin) we can live turd free. The biggest problem is that politics is pretty much
controlled by marketing effectiveness rather than observable realities or logic. But then there are some with little common sense to work with &
that's a preamble to a problematic scenario.
"I am against all interracial marriages, let alone human-ape."
"We eat animals without any thought to THEIR well being. I hear slaughterhouses in Nebraska, USA are worse than the hollocaust. Some animals get
skinned and boiled alive. Would you rather be die a slow horrible death, or at least be eaten... or would you rather be forced into taking part in a
reproductive experiment?"
______ Anders Hoveland
[Edited on 11-7-2010 by quicksilver]
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zed
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On another board, I have for a long time been advocating the creation of human-gorilla hybrids. These creatures might be ideally sized to become NFL
linemen. Great offensive and defensive linemen, are hard to come by. The team that is first successful at secretly breeding such inter-species
creatures, could dominate in competition, for decades.
To date, there have been insurmountable barriers to creating these hybrids. Surprisingly, it is not obtaining the human component that is the
problem.
There have been many human men and women (some of them quite beautiful), that are willing to engage in sexual intercourse with giant apes. Especially
so, if they are offered a financial incentive.
The apes however, do not share our enthusiasm for such antics. Utilizing sign-language, they have informed scientists that they are universally
opposed to such experiments, and there is no "payoff" that will change their minds.
It seems, that in addition to our extremely unappealing appearance, we are nauseatingly stinky.
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peach
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| Quote: Originally posted by Levi |
I think the point is moot, though, as I'm sure some deviant has already gotten busy with a chimp with no offspring from the act.
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I think we have the winning point here.
If you like this idea, you'll love this article <----- warning, this site is a thousand times more addictive than smack, the article is 18+ and the images (which you
have to click expand for) may even be illegal were you live
The small percentage of the genome that separates a human from a chimp contains coding for the complex language systems of our brains. Which makes me
wonder when they'll try splicing those into a chimp.
In the 60's and 70's, the hippies tried teaching chimps to see if they could reach a human'esque level of intelligence. They could respond to requests
like "pass me an onion", but never went much further. In one study, a guy tried raising a baby chimp with his baby son, treating them in the same
ways. He stopped the experiment when his son started behaving like a chimp.
You may also like this video, which is of Alex the talking parrot. They tried teaching him English and he knew a few hundred words. More impressively, he could
reply, in English, to questions which required him to observe and consider something, indicating he knew the meaning of the words. They've done
similar experiments with chimps and sign language. One of them said it was sad when it's pet kitten died.
Incidentally, did any of you see that David Attenborough episode about chimps? They have a big fight, then they party by having a massive sex orgy.
Chimp peni were plentiful, and they were sure going at it.
Bashing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is what people do when they can't see their own mistakes and want someone else to point at, and who often don't know the
history of the regions he's discussing, haven't heard much of what he's said and who fixate on his religious views.
Ahmadinejad blames the ceiling
[Edited on 15-7-2010 by peach]
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zed
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Being in close quarters with a sexually mature chimp is something no knowledgeable human, in their right mind would do. Chimps are unreliable,
aggressive, and mean spirited. They find it amusing to bite off, or tear off peoples fingers. They will munch on your face. At about age four, a
chimp's acting career is over. It's off to the monkey house.
Benobos are more congenial. As are gorillas.
[Edited on 15-7-2010 by zed]
[Edited on 15-7-2010 by zed]
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Evolution vs. Adam and Eve.....
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