vulture
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New recruit
As some of you may have noticed, I have been promoted to moderator on this lovely board.
Better lock the doors and shut the windows 
Nah, just kidding. I'll try and give my otherwise suppressed good personality a chance....
Anyways, this post is just to inform you all, as Polverone kindly suggested.
(It's not that I'm somekinda power craving freak who's showing off...Although....)
Keep discussing and keep it decent. 
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Ramiel
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Hooray for vulture!
Vulture for Belgian PM, and king at the same time - why not! 
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Organikum
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And now ?
Where are the free pommes frittes ?
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vulture
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Ay. Free pommes frites? You get free moderation by a volunteer! Isn't that enough?
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Iv4
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Congratulations.
You think he's power hungry!?I'm starting a god damned baord to make admin,muhahah.J/k.
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Ramiel
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where are my god-damned frites
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vulture
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Uhoh. Did you just say a bad word?
*disengages safety mechanism*
I couldn't possible make fries for you or I'll have to leave out the US members, since fries come from a country that supports terror! Yeah!
They do!  Shocking!
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Organikum
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I strongly hope it was the safety mechanism of the friteuse I heard snapping open......
How long?
I am european, so my pommes with terror and mayo please!
[Edited on 22-6-2003 by Organikum]
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vulture
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Tyrannicide? What is that? Somekind of dark plan to overthrow my aspirations of world domination? 
Fat chance!
I did not spend half my youth in a basement while thinking about my masterplan to let you guys spoil it in a few minutes.
It's so ingenius that it's even got a protection against my turning rogue on myself!
I pretty much impressed my other personality with that you know...
Although the other 3 weren't so impressed, they did help working out the flaws it had...
Me? Take those pills? Gimme a break!
Frying pan safety mechanism? It are terror fries remember! Ever seen a terrorist with a safety mechanism? I didn't...
[Edited on 22-6-2003 by vulture]
[Edited on 22-6-2003 by vulture]
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Ramiel
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The fact that they 'walk on the wild side' and neglect safetys, is the reason they end up redecorating their own houses - whith
themselves...
"I'm too tuff for lamezor safety"
KABOOM
"er, not 'tuff' enough it seems - that shrapnel ripped you apart pretty easy"
This safety bulitin brough to you by Ramiel inc.
[edit - just to keep 'er on topic, when will sciencemadness.org utilize the newsletter feature - or is it unlikely that I'll find a
newsletter in my inbox any time soon? ]
[Edited on 23-6-2003 by Ramiel]
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vulture
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It are terror fries exclusively cultivated by me. That means they're not going to blow up in my face, because they use much more refined ways of
spreading terror.
I've got a version with built in speaker that's got 3 random audio files:
"Oi mate! Look ova the'e! Isn't that Ozouma?"
"I'm from texas and I tell you this evil man is a terrorist! It's true! It's true because he's a terrorist and because I am
from Texas! No doubt about it you see?"
"My god! That truck is full of WMD! Can't see them? Ah, they've probably been taken by looters! Run!"
EDIT: I just designed a new version:
"Watch out! This fry has been made in Belgium! That's right Belgium, the country with the dangerous laws! Now, if their laws are already so
evil, how would their fries be huh?
Newsletters? Lamezoooor! Unless they do not have a safety mechanism and built in WMD, terror propaganda and looting capability.
[Edited on 23-6-2003 by vulture]
[Edited on 23-6-2003 by vulture]
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Organikum
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I always new people who get more power as they can handle go nuts.
But I never thought it coming so fast!
Impressing!
It´s ok Vulture! We love you! The boys with the white shoes are your friends!
More Valium! Hurry up!
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vulture
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*takes large map of Europe with "World Domination" written on it. Whacks a toothpick in the Czech Republic and ads a flag: "Expect
heavy resistance from "White shoes" and Mr. Valium and Mr. Organikum. Nuking seems a good precaution." *
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Organikum
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help!
I need urgently:
- plans for nuclear fallout shelter
- some "Stinger" rockets
- somebody able to exchange the map vulture uses against one provided by me
- a decent valium pill for the new moderator. I thought about 3m diameter and 5 tons weight, rolled before his door would be enough for first.
And in highest need I will call for the mighty RINGMASTER!
What? A threat? From me? Impossible! Don´t blame me! I am under the influence! (my lawer will tell you of what) I am nuts! But harmless!
puhhh.....
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vulture
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Muhahaha. What a futile attempt to resist me.
I am currently in the progress of freezing ringmaster into a shelter, because he'll be the only one capable of proceeding with my master plan if
I should die for some mysterious reason.
Although those nuclear blast doors are killing my back....ouch....
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Organikum
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I heard you are preparing for your "evil overlord" exam by now.
True?
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vulture
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No, I am currently enslaved by university exams. Don't worry, it's all part of my master plan of deciet. I will enslave them soon!
Mwahahaha...ehrm...cough...yer Where was I?
Ah yes, I don't need to take an evil overlord exam. Eliminating the other contestants was quite boring, I've had more fun burning down my
lawn to kill the ants.
Hmm, makes me think. Now if I could only enslave some ant colonies. Great warriors and cheap too. Now where's my notebook?
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